March 2012
February 2012
x3:
when people call england, britain. that’s like.. it’s like calling canada, usa. i mean i know i’m not the smartest but like at least i’m not retarded.
“Live out of your imagination, not your history.”
– Stephen R. Covey (via inspirinquotes)
lipsticklizbienne:
i would kill for perky tits but my body i decided it wanted to look like a middle-aged man recovering from drug-addiction because all being in rehab group-sessions is that sobriety gives previously flat-chested men weird tits
“You need to learn how to select your thoughts just the same way you select your...”
– Elizabeth Gilbert (via colanotthesoda)
lipsticklizbienne:
jesus hates me this i know for my mother tells me so
lipsticklizbienne:
also i don’t trust people who don’t smoke weed
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
mystinkinbrain:
why are designer clothes so expensive thats stupid only rich people can wear them not cool people whats the point !!!!!!!!!!
“In August of 1990 I found myself laying on my stomach in the woods with a pair...”
– Kathleen Hanna, Our Hit Parade (via ceedling)
Single, fat, hairy boys, Y U ALL LIVE IN THE...
please take them there’s too many here
lipsticklizbienne:
the story of the kid who asked me if a star of david was a gang sign will never not be funny when i’m stoned off my tits
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
me: ever worn a jewish girls panties on a sunday?
