February 2012
Single, fat, hairy boys, Y U ALL LIVE IN THE...
please take them there’s too many here
lipsticklizbienne:
the story of the kid who asked me if a star of david was a gang sign will never not be funny when i’m stoned off my tits
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
me: ever worn a jewish girls panties on a sunday?
-ryan:
do you ever want to just go up to a hot guy wearing gym shorts and shake their hand and say “thank you” just because you can see their entire package and it moving when they walk?
i almost did that today at the gas station.
Watchhes so adorable
“Everyone makes mistakes, but bitch you better look sickening when you get up!...”
– Latrice Royale, Rupaul’s Drag Race (via gentlemanjigger)
cholalicious:
Do you ever catch your reflection in a window or glass wall or something and get shocked at how attractive you are
“what i do is for the future of the children of a new generation”
i just want to have a song filled with all of...
eww milan on drag race
is so annoying. like stop being a control freak.
my favorite passtimes include:
being stoned, rupaul’s drag race, and pho.
spacepopstar:
saying i look better with eyebrows is still a backhanded compliment!! and i also dislike the assumption that i want to look ‘good’
the 5 words a girl loves to hear the most~*~*
cholalicious:
“previously on RuPaul’s Drag Race…”
new Santigold 'Disparate Youth'
bigtimesinsuality:
labellepoubelle:
disconaivete:
Santigold teases some more with a new single Disparate Youth, taken from her forthcoming Master of My Make-Believe. It comes with a slightly animated video, which you can view above. It’s out in the US tomorrow on iTunes with remixes by Switch (!), The 2 Bears and Amateur Best.
bestcostumefortoday:
jordanarchey replied to your quote: White pumps are the sign of a true hooker
“what’s an outfit without a whip?”
-Cher
lipsticklizbienne:
ty: were you born this way?
me: no this is the result of severe childhood trauma